When the twentieth plane - an Air Mauritius tropical bird - landed in Enschede last month for decommissioning, there was a cheerful round of applause on the mockers' hill. What those people did not see was that the pilot in the cockpit was getting pissed off at the same time.

Joost has figured this and much more out for you and you can read it on the Tubantia.

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